there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight
the movie actually managed to make me laugh pretty hard with this omg
people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted
Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension
Fuck the paperwork
when your crush starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.